*cue scottish accent*

you can make a courgette patata

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ORIGINAL: JimCharlton

*cue scottish accent*

you can make a courgette patata

LOL! Thats eggs you noggin.

there is some workmen outside who are doing their best to be as load as possible
 
the hammering is giving me a headache
 

Errrm im tired! Then i come on here to put some songs on my ipod .. which has decided it doesnt want to work. Im annoyed!

revision
 
but hopefully wet & wild will cheer me up later

That I was going to get up later today yet got a phonecall at 10.30am asking me if I'd work this afternoon... of course I said I couldn't.

My ****ing flatmate playing his ****ing music at 5000 decibles ALL ****ING NIGHT arghhhhhhhhhhh 

FOR STILL BEING AT HOME WITHOUT STARTING THE 2 ESSAYS WHEN I SHOULD HAVE STARTED THEM AND BE IN THE LIBRARY GETTING SOME USEFUL BOOKS...
 
STOOPID ME!
 
whoops capslock....cant be arsed retyping so il let you think im shouty...
 
oh well its nearly all over!

waiting around in six form for 2 hours then finding out revision class was cancelled !! ::::(

Having to walk to dogs at the same time!
 
Picking up turds hard whilst controlling two mutts!

That ive gotta go to gym in 20 mins .. cant be arsed though!

i have to go to a bbq which i totally forgot about so ive just eaten crap.

My knees are aching

(copy and pasted from myspazz blog)

i feel like **** today. Walked into town with Adam as he was going home, i admit i spent most of the walk telling him i self concious i feel, i'll be hinest i hate the way i look and yes i think i'm fat. But i think that everyone else thinks that too. Adam tells me i'm being paranoi...etc etc... no-one is gonna walk past ,me thinking "she's fat". Anyway he goes home and on my way back I think..maybe i am being paranoid, its just me.

WRONG

As i'm walking down division street 3 ****ing scene guys walk past and say "YOU'RE FAT!!!" and proceed to laugh in my face.

So i guess i'm not paranoid after all. It really ****ing ****es me off. Ok so those skinny ass posers don't know my life history, don't know that the whole reason i was bullied for 5 years was cos of my weight, or that thats the whole reason i suffer from depression and that i started self harming, or hey that when i was 14/15 it was so bad that i practically starved myself thin. But that doesn't excuse the fact they took a cheap shot at looking "cool" by making snide comments about a complete stranger.

I know i am fat. Ok. I'm a size 16/18. I should be about  12 SO yES I'M ****ING OVERWEIGHT but when i need random strangers telling me that and laughing about it i'll ****ing let the world know.

You know, part of the reason i dyed my hair purple, well most of the reason, is that i thought at least that way, when someone sees me in the street, their first thought won't be "she's fat and ugly" but "oh, she has purple hair". Sad eh?

thats what made me sad/angry/****ed off ..meh

Awww no that ****in sucks sooo bad 

I just wanna give you a big hug, I cant stand people like that .. really cant.

i am in tears almost !  seriously.
 
coz i am at home on champions league final night.
 
WTF
 
i should of planned it more.
 
anyway all my mates have gone to a pub that i HATE !
so i am stuck at home .
ON MI BILL

ORIGINAL: 5asafrashquash

i am in tears almost !  seriously.

coz i am at home on champions league final night.

WTF
 
i should of planned it more.
 
anyway all my mates have gone to a pub that i HATE !
so i am stuck at home .
ON MI BILL

could be worse...you could be working like moi

not that i'm that much of a footie fan....

arghhhhhhhh messed up you're beautiful!!! im so angry at those boys i would of turned round and spat in thier face

Dont let those dickheads get you down! Seriously society these days has a sickness, their weight obbsessed and it is pathetic to a high extent. Losing weight is bad for you because your messing with the way you are geneticly built. Anyway, you wouldnt tell a black person to bleach their skin and change their race and you wouldnt tell a gay person to change their sexuality and become straight and you wouldnt tell a midget to get bone implants to be taller; So why tell fat people to loose weight? its just so disgraceful that society discriminates so much against fat people, mainly girls. Even from my own family i get it, they say "if you loose weight we will love you more" its sickening and i know im not the only one who has to deal with this type of ****. It is discrimination. Also most girls of all sizes have body hatred that leads to all sorts of self harm, including dieting.

I think its gross that people are obsessed with this "size zero" thing and its the media to blame!! i despise the media, they do some pretty effective brain washing that most people believe. Also most people dont realise how bad fat discrimination is. They dont even realise it when its staring them in the face. There is simply no need for fat discrimination - what so ever. I definatly dont tolerate it. The fact is anybody can be healthy and in no way at all do thin and healthy go together. Its just a shame most people have been lead to think that to be healthy you have to be thin. Its absolutly pathetic and one of the biggest lies ever!

You are beautiful in your own way!! dont let anyone tell you otherwise! Im fat and I dont give a **** what anyone thinks of me because Im happy with the way i look! I can look sexier than some of these ****ing emaciated girls with no tits, i mean who wants to shag a skeleton?

Sorry for the absolute essay it boils my blood this subject heh

I think i love you melly!