Same as every year :)
 

 
Special guests would be either QOTSA (with Dave Grohl on drums) or Them Crooked Vultures.

I'd pay to see that, if Alexisonfire was still together :C

Comeback set haha! They shuffled on to my iTunes so I thoucht.. what if!

At least spell 'Noel Gallagher' right

My keyboard is broken haha!
 
EDIT: Fixed with help of on screen keyboard

I would not be attending if that was the lineup

Not even with SOAD/Slipknot? Highly unrealistic line up for about as many reasons as there are bands but I'd go

cancer bats don't have a 'the'

Id see SOAD, Slipknot, Foo's, Dinosaur Jr and No Doubt. Are Slipknot gonna carry on playing then? Last I heard was that the Sonisphere dates would be it.
 
That Sunday looks a shambles if Im honest.

Okay made a few changes;
 

Bon Iver only third on the NME and James Blake only headlining the FR stage? u srs?

Add -
 
Lemonheads
Sonic Youth
Pixies
Soundgarden
Smashing Pumpkins
Incubus
Meat Puppets (extremely unrealistic I know)
Sebadoh
Dandy Warhols
Butthole Surfers
Eels
Hole
Monster Magnet
Therapy?
Throwing Muses
Alice In Chains
Primus
Swervedriver
Alien Ant Farm
Mastodon
Grinspoon
Coheed and Cambria
Nada Surf
Silversun Pickups
Helmet
CKY
Motorhead
Puddle of Mudd
Cake
3 Doors Down
Perfect Circle
Ugly Kid Joe
Counting Crows
Stone Temple Pilots
 
And I will buy a ticket now
 

love you ^^^
also if dinosaur jr. played second on the main stage i would have a hernia. totally unacceptable. 

Oh god, not Eagles of Death Metal. I shouldn't still be friends with my bessie after he made me stand through their set

PUDDLE OF MUDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ValeAdam


Bon Iver only third on the NME and James Blake only headlining the FR stage? u srs?

James Blake headlining the FR isn't an awful shout. Similar to when La Roux/The Horrors have in the past after Mercury nominations. He's more likely to be 3rd up on NME or headlining the dance tent though

Rudzkii


Okay made a few changes;

If you want reasons why this is unrealistic

1. System are more likely to play Soni and Leeds has strayed away from metal
2. Slipknot only headline festivals here these days
3. Can't see Bullet above Lostprophets
4. Can't see FFAF back on Main Stage
5. Alexis are split, permanently
6. Cancer Bats would be in Lock Up
7. Feeder aren't big enough to headline NME
8. Can't see Kaisers 3rd down. Maybe
9. Can't see Dinosaur JR on main
10. Maximo not big enough to headline NME any more
11. Bloc Party will probably headline next time they play
12. Noel Gallagher would be in a tent I reckon
13. No Doubt would be higher probably and are unlikely to play
14. Vampire Weekend far too low
15. Bon Iver doesn't play festivals any more and would be main probably
16. Courteeners would sub-headline NME or be on the Main Stage
17. Tim Minchin unlikely to play successive years
18. Alan Carr unlikely to play ever

 

Since when does Bon Iver 'not play festivals'? He's doing the Pitchfork Festival in Paris next month. 
 
He could easily headline the NME though, in fact I'd say he's now big enough to headline the Other Stage at Glastonbury. He's not broken into the mainstream but he has an absolutely huge fan base now.

Said in the news recently. Guessing Pitchfork is different as it'll be indoors