Now, I'm not looking for things you've seen on tumblr or whatever of screen captions you've seen with stupid things on facebook. I'm looking for real life "why are these on my friend list?" facebook occurrences. I'll set the ball rolling with this one:




now look at this. two people have liked the idea that a pop star is more inspirational than a woman who dedicated about forty odd years to aiding the sick, poor and orphaned people around her. popular, perhaps. inspirational? no. was this a result of a poll or something lame by some sort of horrific magazine or 'newspaper'? take away that myspace heart and get a grip, facebook FIEND.  
 
http://www.metro.co.uk/showbiz/818554-cheryl-cole-the-most-inspirational-woman-of-the-decade

This happened a while ago. They just didn't catch on at all.

hahaha oh my god. 

My friend Nicholas from work is incredible. Even in real life, he asked me in all seriousness 'Do your hips lie?'

YOU can do it, it's just a few pounds.

WHY ARE YOU ON FACEBOOK AND NOT RINGING THE NHS HELPLINE????

I've removed all the plebs from my facebook a while back so I don't get any of this any more.

mellymeep


I've removed all the plebs from my facebook a while back so I don't get any of this any more.

This pretty much, I've either deleted them or hidden them from my feed. Very rarely this kinda thing comes up, if it does it's someone I don't know commenting on a friends status etc.

same mel, I just trawled through my facebook and nothing of particular note comes up

maybe I should reinstate the drongo brigade for some lols

my friend greg just posted this. its not from facebook, but it is now on facebook...

Says the girl who had sex with someone she never met for a packet of fags and had her son when she was 15 

I don't really wanna post it
but I am genuine friend of this guy

http://www.facebook.com/#!/photo.php?fbid=10150240082410463&set=a.10150227850795463.474818.561545462

not found! :( 

She's fukin naked.

I love having horrendous people on Facebook, they're funny.

oh my god, people who talk in crappy text language on facebook do my nut in! :@

a lot of my friends from uni do this, and its frustrating because they're lovely and not complete in utter thickheads in person haha. 

This as well... the reply. ANNOYING.

One of my friends who I see occasionally/not as much as I'd like puts things on his status which should really be kept personal. Not exactly controversial or.. offensive as such, but stuff you shouldn't put on there and I massively cringe everytime he posts them as I'm sure a load of others do as well. I've shown people before in IRC but don't really wanna post his name on a public forum, but I'd say 97% of his statuses are of this nature (and these are direct quotes as well, not just examples I'd made up)

IN OTHER NEWS!! Rachel McAdams... DAMMMMMMN GIRRRRRRL!! Spank that deffo!



As much as i'd smash Cheryl Coles pasty,.... she doesnt half depress me when she speaks! Shame she sounds so depressing! Would love to see where she wee's from though DEFFO!!!

Homeward bound... Can't waaaaaait to get in, chillax and watch a film! Had an alright little day in work... Off tomorow... Happy dayyyyys! Anyone got a thai bride I can lend for an hour or two, need her to just loosen up a few muscles... Maybe suck on one... Anyone?? 
 
I would love a sexy lady to be in my room right now so I could spoon the arse off her 

Mad to think... You walk past a bird in the street who's fit as ****kkkkk... and in your head you think... "ID LOVE TO **** HER AND SEE HER SNATCH" BUT... BUT... BUT... You DONT think about the fact, as fit as she is... She might have a ****ing 'Orrible fanny and burger nips!!! YOU JUST ASSUMME THEY'RE PERFECT :P Girls... you can think the same... We could have one nut and a cock like a light bulb... MADDDDDDNESS!

Aliona Vilani is bosssssss! Deffo tickle her flower patch! I want to find me a sexy Russian bird... Russian birds are fitttttt! That Russian accent too... OOFFFFFFFFF!!


The bird off the Chanel No.5 advert... OH MYYYYYYYY... I would love to flick her bean soooooo much when she's lying there in bed on the train waiting for it! Dirrrrrrty girl!!!




I could go on but I'll stop there.

Anton


Mad to think... You walk past a bird in the street who's fit as ****kkkkk... and in your head you think... "ID LOVE TO **** HER AND SEE HER SNATCH" BUT... BUT... BUT... You DONT think about the fact, as fit as she is... She might have a ****ing 'Orrible fanny and burger nips!!! YOU JUST ASSUMME THEY'RE PERFECT :P Girls... you can think the same... We could have one nut and a cock like a light bulb... MADDDDDDNESS!

He's got a point there
 
Also, my little sister's statuses are the worst on Facebook I reckon. I feel sorry for anyone that's seen one

Copy and paste some. Wanna see.

I've got her hidden cos there are terrible. She's 32 and still lives at home.